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 I am someone else.

I was I was standing in shop looking at items on display. A woman came up behind me and began to speak to me as if she knew me.

When I turned around and she saw my face, she stopped, looked astonished, and said, "Sorry, I thought you were someone else."

I said, "Yes, Ma'am. You are right. I am someone else."

 

---Lionel Hartley